Whitey Brown in a Boys Choir?
After 4 hours of reading Thomas Mann | As Dorothy Lamour |
If Bambi were a cat | John Paul Sartre |
The Pink Panther | On the Waterfront |
Soul of Yoda |
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I am a cat nut. I didn’t used to be. But then I got a cat. Then I got another. Then one more. Whiteybrown is my fat ass cat. He weighs 21.2 pounds. I can’t take him to the doctor anymore. I told Barry my boyfriend that I, being fat, can’t bring a fat cat to the vet. It’s far too humiliating. I’m sure they’re thinking, “It’s bad enough she can’t stop eating herself, but look at what she has done to the poor cat.” But it’s not my fault! He was fat like this when we got him and I SWEAR he doesn’t eat any more than the other cats. What am I supposed to do, starve him? (Which reminds me, I’d like a Twinkie.) So now Barry has to take Whiteybrown to the vet. Well he would have to if there were anything wrong with Whiteybrown, but there’s not. Well…he wheezes. Otherwise though….he’s perfect.
My other cats are Beastly and Bismarck. Beastly had his own web site when I worked on the Rosie show. He got almost 200,000 hits. He considers himself to be A-list and has, if you ask me, a huge ego. But don’t say I said that. He’ll bite me….again.
Bismarck is my Sphinx cat that Rosie gave me for Christmas the last season of her show. Sphinx cats are hairless. He is the most wonderful, sweetest, most gentle, affectionate, stone bald cat. And of course, him being starkers, I can see all his stomach flab so I feel very comfortable with him. I’ll be posting video and pictures and anything I can think of with my three, wonderful, gorgeous, spectacular cats….but the star of the page is my fat ass cat, big Whiteybrown. |
Whitey Brown-Fat Ass Cat |  Full Spinal Twist |
 French Noir |  Scarlet O'Hara |
So You Think I'm Funny? |
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